"it’s unattractive when girls smoke"
"it’s unattractive when girls swear"
"it’s unattractive when girls don’t shave"
YOU NO WHAT, MAN?! FUCKING GOOD. I DONT WANT TO ATTRACT NARROW MINDED IMBECILIC ASSHOLES LIKE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HAIRY, HIGH SELF.
My favorite non-villager NPC, Digby!!
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
(Unless there are loud thunder booms and baby is a scaredy pants and the corner is inside a shower in a very protected part of the house with someone who makes you feel safe…)
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.